Chef Aid: The South Park Album

18 Tonight Is Right For Love (With Meredith Baxter-Birney)
Chef and Meat Loaf
3:03 Trey Parker

Produced by Rick Rubin
Mixed by Rick Rubin & D. Shardy

Label Americain / Columbia Cat.No. 491700 2 Format CD Year 1998 Country AU

TONIGHT IS RIGHT FOR LOVE (WITH MEREDITH BAXTER-BIRNEY)

Chef: Now my friend Meat Loaf and I are gonna sing a love song

Chef: Tonight is right for love
You know I wanna touch you where the lights don’t go
Tonight is right for love
With Meredith Baxter-Birney

Expressing love so sweet
I’ll keep you burning like a dog in heat
Tonight is right for love
With Meredith Baxter-Birney

We had a love that was so magical
Meredith Baxter-Birney burning, burning in my soul
I’m not talking about Meredith Baxter-Birney today, no
I’m talking about Meredith Baxter-Birney
That was on Family Ties ten years ago....

Meat: After the love comes the darkness a-hell
A demon inside you like a bottomless well
Nothing is sacred, everything is a lie
Love doesn’t last, no matter how hard you try

Meat: Burnin’, burnin’, through your brain, unthinkable pain…
Chef:Meat!
…’n when you finally realize that it’s all in vain…
Chef:Meat Loaf!
…splinters of wood, they get forced through your eyes…
Chef:Meat Loaf!!!
…cheese graters of steel being rubbed in your thighs
Your skin is comin’ off and you rollin’ in salt!…
Chef:Meat!!! Hey Meat! Meat Loaf!!!
What!!!??!

Chef:Where are you goin’ son?
Meat:Oh… gosh…
Chef:Come back to us, we’re over here
Meat:OK, oh, sorry Chef, man, sorry
Chef:It’s alright son, but this song is about Meredith Baxter-Birney, alright?
But not about splinters of wood in your eyes - you need to calm down man
Meat:You’re right
Chef:Here, have a taco
Meat:Taco, great, I, I need a taco
Chef:Messing up my business with Meredith Baxter-Birney, OK?
Meat:Yeah, great

Both: Tonight is right for love
Chef: The rain is fallen and Jay Leno is on
Let’s turn down the lights
Turn up the volume and go crazy

I’ll touch your body and soul
And change the channels with remote control
‘Cause
Both:Tonight is right for love
Chef:With Meredith Baxter-Birney.........