Jim Steinman - Erection of the Heart
| 1 | Rock and Roll Dreams Come Through (video) | 04:43 |
| 2 | The Storm / Love and Death and an American Guitar / Bad for Good (video) | 12:04 |
| 3 | Dance in My Pants (video) | 10:41 |
| 4 | Ladybirds (Bonnie & Jim interview) | 12:48 |
| 5 | Jim Steinman Opens Pandora's Box
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18:26 |
| 6 | It's All Coming Back To Me Now (video)
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07:48 |
| 7 | BMI Awards 1998 (acceptance video) | 09:22 |
| 8 | VH1 Play & Talk (interview) | 40:30 |
A Rockman Philharmonic production
This DVD was included in the 2003 Rockman Philharmonic Christmas mailing
| Label | Rockman Philharmonic | Format | DVD | Year | 2003 | Country | USA | Notes | 'fanclub' DVD |
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THE WANT AD
This is addressed to all the people who answered or maybe thinking of answering the personal ad I placed in volume 2, nr. 15 of this newspaper, two weeks ago Friday.
First: my apologies to the huge bartender with the voice and the lighthearted dark-skinned advertising man. If either of you had called me back, I might not be writing this retraction of my ad, even though I will soon be to busy to date much, but why didn't you call back???
But to the others- which include the two terrifying sisters, the under 18's and the over 60's, the numerous ones who dialed my number and hung up as soon as I said "hello", the 35 or 40 of you who made dates with me and never showed up, including the one who complained his body was so powerful he couldn't control it anymore... The desperate wife-seekers, the already married, that one was so one-sided that he could think of nothing but sex, and then had the gall to ask me if his nationality was the reason I wouldn't sleep with him! The many who couldn't get it up when I was agreeable, and the many who could and did when I was not. The pleasant young foreigner who turned out to be the private property of his gigantic girlfriend, the ones who was so grotesque in their appearance that I couldn't possibly get pass their faces to even consider a relationship with them, especially sexual. The sharks, and the geeks and the sadists, the latter category that I had specifically stated I didn't want, and the ones who wanted endless dirty talk, the ones who wanted to be punished, the ones who could only boast about the size of their bank-rolls and / or their equipment; and this definitely includes the teacher who said: "All the kids want my stuff!" The business-man who had an adjective for every letter in his last name (R is for rich), the pathetic little husband who was nothing more than a vegtable and his vegetarian wife, the ones, and they were many who said: "My name is so and so and so, how far do you go?" The 300 pound lady judge, who screamed "Abuse" at me, the transvestite who wanted me to support him, the numerous young studs who had nothing to offer besides the negative result of their goddamn bloodtests, the diminutive actor and the other short ones, the astronomer who cried like a baby and said he'd been betrayed by every star he ever knew, the fanatic priest who wanted me to confess to things I had never even dreamed of, the worn out soldiers, the burned out poets, the bumped-off jacks and the used-up kids. The racists, including the one at who's place I left my white sweater and I'd rather cut off my right thumb than go back for it, the drunks, junkies, crack- and cokeheads, the multitude of liars and especially the nice ones who never called back...
To all of you I say: JUST FORGET MY PHONENUMBER- I DONT NEED ALL THE HASLES!!!!
I'll be starting school next month and I just don't want to be bothered, so don't hold your breath any of you.
Sincerely, the underweight platinum blonde.
Have a nice day.
THE WANT AD
Jim Steinman: Voice
TEENAGER IN LOVE
I've been dreaming up a storm lately
I've been dreaming up a storm lately!
And the entire city is burning
Look!
You can see the colors dancing around the flames
Like the inside of a mad jukebox
Horny angels stalk the streets
Looking for a little damnation
And wearing nothing but the red badge of love
Motorcycles reproduce in nocturnal alleys
Groaning with greasy pleasure
And they've blown up the YWCA
Like a giant balloon
And sent it out to sea
Full of screaming, lovely, lonely girls
And if I fall asleep here tonight
You better give me some asbestos sheets
Cause I've been sweating gasoline
My dreams are highly flammable
And there are parts of my body
That just won't stop giving off sparks!
Stop me before I dream again!
Why must I be a teenager in love...?
TEENAGER IN LOVE
Voice: Jim Steinman
Sounds: Jeff Bova
Words and production by Jim Steinman
Prologue to the "It's All Coming Back To Me Now" video
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